Why did Salman carry Goti during weekend???

Because he was BEING HUMAN and helping underprivileged... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

What's the ultimate validation of deluded extremism?

Gandharis TRENDING Gauti... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

What is the difference between Goti and Justin Timberlake?

Timberlake only knows how to sing "Cry me a river."... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

When confronted, why does Goti always say "Mere dil mein kuch nahi hai"?

Bcoz someone said tere dimaag mein kuch nahi hai... He thought Dil and Dimaag are the same... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

If Gautam Gulati was on Fakebook... 

Gautipur's Dictator vs Tony Stark! Who would win? 

Duh... Apna Gullu! Tony Stark takes enough time and resources to build his bots... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

Why do Goti's Fangirls call him a 'National Hero'? 

Because they read the news "Gautam, a BB Contestant, shed his clothes on National TV in his futile attempts to become a Hero." ... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

What is Gandhari called in 21st Century? 

Goti's Fangirl... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

Why does Gautam call himself Ladaku Murga?

Because he has Chicken Feet and a Bird Brain... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

Why were Twilight Fangirls ROFLing? 

Bcoz, they were happy that their IQ is in single digit, not in -ve... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

Why didn't Rotlu Gauti drown in his own tears? 

Silicone Floats... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

Why is Gautam short and stupid? 

Because things don't grow in shade... It happens only in Gautipur!!!

Move aside Mr.Plastic Abs... Here comes our Baba Silicone Abs!

What is this Gautipur? Well, here it is!

Gautipur is the bastard child of KDS - KSG Destruction Squad. For those of you who remember, KDS was a group of die-hard KSG "Heaters". Similarly, Gautipur is where us 'Jealousss Peoplezzz' live and thrive in Gauteshwar Baba's Chatrachaaya. As our offerings and social service to this zaalim duniya, we present to you and Gauteshwar Baba, our (as well as others) wonderful creations wrapped in Silicone Abs.

Please visit our original offerings to Mr.Plastic Abs while we build this new shrine - KSG Destruction Squad! We hope your visit and stay will be peaceful and fun-filled. Cheers. :)

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