Why did Salman carry Goti during weekend???
Because he was BEING HUMAN and helping underprivileged... It happens only in Gautipur!!!
What's the ultimate validation of deluded extremism?
Gandharis TRENDING Gauti... It happens only in Gautipur!!!
What is the difference between Goti and Justin Timberlake?
Timberlake only knows how to sing "Cry me a river."... It happens only in Gautipur!!!
When confronted, why does Goti always say "Mere dil mein kuch nahi hai"?
Bcoz someone said tere dimaag mein kuch nahi hai... He thought Dil and Dimaag are the same... It happens only in Gautipur!!!
If Gautam Gulati was on Fakebook...
Gautipur's Dictator vs Tony Stark! Who would win?
Duh... Apna Gullu! Tony Stark takes enough time and resources to build his bots... It happens only in Gautipur!!!
Why do Goti's Fangirls call him a 'National Hero'?
Because they read the news "Gautam, a BB Contestant, shed his clothes on National TV in his futile attempts to become a Hero." ... It happens only in Gautipur!!!
